1 day ago
3 days ago

darkartifact:

Evan Peters NEEDSto be Sebastian Verlac / Jonathan Morgenstern

Just

LOOK

like

oh god

3 days ago
3 days ago
  • *phone ringing*
  • Tessa: *answers* Hello?
  • Will: TESSA.
  • Will: I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
  • Tessa: Will? What?
  • Will: IT SAID HAPPY HOUSE.
  • Will: AND IT LOOKED HARMLESS OUTSIDE.
  • Will: BUT I WALKED IN AND IT'S NOT.
  • Will: IT'S VERY VERY BAD.
  • Will: AND I LOST JAMES IN HERE.
  • Tessa: Will? Is that music in the background?
  • Random: Oh hi hottie.
  • Tessa: WILL.
  • Will: I PROMISE I AM NOT LOOKING AT THEM.
  • Tessa: WILLIAM.
  • Will: SOME ONE DRAGGED JEM AWAY FROM ME.
  • Will: AND I WAS CORNERED.
  • Tessa: BY WHO??
  • Will: PEOPLE.
  • Random: Hey cutie, looking for some fun?
  • Will: *to random* EXCUSE ME, I AM MARRIED.
  • Tessa: oh dear god, Will..
  • Tessa: This is the second strip club you've got lost in.
  • Will: IT. SAID. HAPPY. HOUSE.
  • Ithuriel:
  • Valentine:
  • Ithuriel: you make me fEEEEEEL LIKE
  • Valentine: don't
  • Ithuriel: I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
  • Valentine: here we go again
  • Ithuriel: FOR TOO LOoOoONG
4 days ago
4 days ago
4 days ago

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

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4 days ago

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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